Count Binface

Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.

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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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2 of Reform UK's 8 MPs were invited to ask questions at today's #PMQs. That's 25% of their parliamentary party. Has such a large proportion of a party with 8 or more members ever been given such a loud voice at a single #PMQs? Not very anti-establishment, is it?

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Money can’t buy you love.

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@Nigel_Farage

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First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv

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First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv

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@devin_scobie @balconyshirts?

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VICTORY!
(It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)

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Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ https://t.co/eI8lfJGl2r

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I called it. The Katie Zacharia supernova has exploded. With energy and excitement. All over Donald Trump. Get the intergalactic take on an international katiestrophe that makes Liz Truss look like a stayer. Here at https://t.co/QCLQqE3r13

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Democracy isn’t finished yet.

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A star is born! Here’s my interstellar take on the comedy news moment the planet needed. https://t.co/QCLQqE3r13

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[WITH ENERGY AND EXCITEMENT]

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How to deceive a human being. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes, Richard E. Grant, the unblinking CEO of Manchester City, the Labour party conference and Oxford Street. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter, at https://t.co/QCLQqE3r13

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How to deceive a human being. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes, Richard E. Grant, the unblinking CEO of Manchester City, the Labour party conference and Oxford Street. Read all about it in my brand new newsletter, at https://t.co/QCLQqE3r13

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Party Conference Season is here! But don’t despair. So is my intergalactic take on the week’s news. Get it here, at the website that’s better than X, https://t.co/QCLQqE2Tbv!

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Did she just recite a bit of Homer?

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rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight

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Spotted at the Lib Dem party conference.

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@RepMcGovern He wishes.

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quis custodiet ipsos cunnos?

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I don't need £5 million gifts. But if you enjoy what I do, you can bung me a trio of affordable croissants (£3) or a Ferrari at https://t.co/DshOTviA4L.
I'll do a separate crowdfunder for political campaigns, but l've reopened this just for little old me. Much luv, CB x