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‘Survivor’ Turns 20

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@PurpleRockPod Alternatively I would make a joke about Tyler Perry’s kids but I’m too lazy to google if he has any and I know you respect my lack of effort.

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@PurpleRockPod I will only respect this decision as an act of blatant nepotism. Put his kid on S43!!!!

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@PurpleRockPod Didn’t we just have an entire season where one of the themes was how bad the game fucks up even the winners? But okay let’s fuck up some actual children.

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Zach is such a garbage person and a ridiculous child and it’s such a shame how he treats Jenna.

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Did @survivorcbs and @JeffProbst just have a heartfelt tribal about how the show treats women with less respect than men and then have @goofygal1171 voted out of the finale without a single confessional? #survivor #SurvivorWinnersAtWar

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Extremely impressed by Tony’s game and I’m so glad Michele got a much more humanizing edit this time around #Survivor

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@kemperboyd_ 16 jurors is entirely too many

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@purplerockmatt She must still be sick. I can’t believe they made her sit through that torrential downpour.

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So nothing from Kim or Sophie? #Survivor

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@kemperboyd_ It’s so stupid.

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All this episode has proved to me so far is how fucking infuriating this entire finale episode format is with all of the stupid changes Jeff has made to the show #Survivor

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@purplerockmatt Literally unbelievable.

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I cannot believe Tony made it to the end of this season. Insane. #Survivor

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Tony getting this emotional is pretty wild #Survivor

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Fire making is not good tv and never will be #Survivor

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Natalie with a Missy/Baylor reference #Survivor

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@kemperboyd_ And he won’t listen to a single argument against it unless it gets brought up in Tribal Council

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Let’s hope all these winners who said they hated EOE before the season started vote against EOE #Survivor

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I love Natalie but EOE remains so fucking stupid #Survivor