@ScHoolboyQ holy moly you delivered.this is an instant classic. you really did this for everybody who loves your music. sorry I didn’t capitalize the h.
I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature.
Full story: https://t.co/LaEvX9TzxW
Middle America: “Haha! Californians can’t have guns!”
Your greatest export is methamphetamine and your greatest import is diabetes medication. Your streets don’t even have sidewalks. Also, despite how religious you are, God tornado fucks you yearly with a cloud dick. Shut up.
3 days to the #Dateline season premiere (Friday 9/8c)!
2 episodes of our new original podcast series dropped!
1 @JoshMankiewicz with the announcement...