Alex Cooley

Just your friendly neighborhood nerd and mark.

[Alex Cooley @CountDonut421]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[Make Metal Gear Ac!d 3, you cowards @Rufus2k2]

BACK THEN FOR 80 BUCKS I COULD GET A GAME WITH A POSTER OR A STATUE!!!

I COULD GET A FULLY DETAILED MAP!!!

NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET A DISC WITH AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL!!

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

How I assume Jesus got out of the tomb when he resurrected

[Alex Cooley @CountDonut421]

@kentschmidtty A visionary really

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

Chappell Roan's bodyguard

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

CURRENT WEATHER ON MARCH 17: 19 degrees and snowing

THE GROUNDHOG:

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

SHE WAS ONLY 54 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[eden is online @edenonline_]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

[Jack Johnson @DustyWhoads]

When a Minnesota Democrat got killed a republican senator from Utah got on this bitch and laughed

[Karthik @KarthikForTexas]

It was wrong for someone to attack Charlie Kirk.

It was wrong for someone to attack Paul Pelosi.

It was wrong for someone to attack Melissa Hortman.

Everyone in America should be able to speak freely without threat of violence.

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[ar🎀 @lilamyfr]

bra all these mf generations and nobody in my bloodline did NOTHING to get rich??!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

He must have a fucked A LOT of them kids bro

[Travis View @travis_view]

This is what we're fighting for.

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

You’ve unga’d your last bunga

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope