Count Ejacula

internet celebrity, wise sage, counselor of the world, alternate dimension hopper, Phoebe Bridgers fan

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I'm count ejacula

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It breaks my heart to think about the porn bots that are going without my bodacious tweets so I'm back but only on PC

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@filipinofairy https://t.co/rahqJ1y0tg

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@clarclaire_ Just move here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mitski manages to capture the vibes of a woman who has been divorced 3 times and widowed just in her 30s and she's a role model to me.

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@_aardpark_ Don't listen to the other guy the sequel is also good

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Parker: autism makes me a real scholar unlike the virgin ADHD

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Why he kinda..

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@clarclaire_ I HAD ALL THE CARDS

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@briangaar It's hilarious that the bar for gaming rn is so low that Nintendo is getting praised for virtually nothing

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@clarclaire_ What happened to mid alwyn

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Parker: would you breastfeed an animal ?

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go fuck yourself.

I sincerely hope you and anyone associated with this product never works in the industry again

eat shit you worthless traitors

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@_aardpark_ It's actually a personal choice, feral cats reject the meow due to political beliefs but deaf house cats don't. However, feral deaf cats will not meow.

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@filipinofairy Trauma tastes delicious to others but not to you

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Trauma is just like the crunchy part of a crème brûlée

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Whatever, *succumbs to horse*

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You are a rube, a bumpkin.
I am a goddess.
We are not the same.

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@filipinofairy It's not my job to educate you

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A baby is what happens when a sperm and an egg high five