Count Dracula

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! | I do not go “bleh bleh bleh.” | Trying to get along with humans. Succeeding?

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@Boy_The_Roy LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE FOR LOWER CLASS PEOPLE.

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@Boy_The_Roy WAS THIS REPLY TRULY NECESSARY, BOY?

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WHAT IS AN ACCOUNT ANNIVERSARY? I SWEAR TO CHAOS IF ANYONE ANSWERS WITH “A miserable little pile of secrets” OR SOMESUCH INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL ANSWER I WILL COMMAND THE ENTIRE CASTLE STAFF TO CONVERGE ON YOUR LOCATION

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@Boy_The_Roy @monocrowma @BestFE6Girl Or any Castlevania!

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@xcltoast I doubt even a Belmont would work with someone such as that.

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@YuriusuBelmont WHAT IS A MEME? A HUMOROUS LITTLE PILE OF MEGABYTES! So enough talk, let me browse!

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I had thought Richter and Simon left Twitter behind, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER BELMONT FOLLOWING ME NOW?

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My men are all dead.

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That Helltaker thing is quite interesting. I’m a personal fan of the one called Lucifer- Especially if she tosses and breaks expensive wine glasses when provoked!

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@ooc_cpucs Reminds me of one night’s mistake...

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@DocLouis_SSBU Damn.

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@DocLouis_SSBU I can cast massive lasers. This competition is trivial to me.

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@AD_Hat_Kid What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

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Ahem.

Blood.

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@BestFE6Girl @Boy_The_Roy I have created over a thousand blades...

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https://t.co/zp5QDpJ4VI

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@Ult_Phosphora Then what of order? Does that suit to your desires?

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Don’t look at anime girls. Look at me. Drawings and scribbles are only temporary, but INFINITE DARKNESS and UNMEASURABLE CHAOS are forever.