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6’3, slappin babies for thee. Celebrity consultant. Dolphin whisperer. Musician. Wildcat Linguist

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Reply guy? More like Reply Legend

[World Wise Wizards @wifizards]

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[🅿🅸🆇🅸🅴 @PixieRainbow23]

Let your absence be the reward for those who don't value your presence

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Be a good person, but don't waste your time proving it.

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

You'll find out a lot about a person just by letting them do what they wanna do.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Pave Paradise and put up a parking lot

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@gvicks we gotta man up and take the lead

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@itsmeleeleed @BigPapaPK alexandra daddario, always yes

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

When I was young,
my mum used to put food on a spoon and say,
"There's a train coming. There's a train coming."

We'd always eat it
because we knew that if we didn't
she wouldn't untie us from the railway line.

[The Ethical Pervert @BeefcakeDillon]

Does anyone wanna help each other live longer

[korpisworld @kwkorpi]

I hired a private investigator. I’ve been following him for three days. So far, he hasn’t noticed me.

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@AngieDavisHaha I always thought The Undertaker’s manager was the pillow guy

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My spirit animal wants to see your spirit animals tits

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I warned everyone

Now look what happened

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Twitter is fucking fun man

Dont tell any lame people about it or they'll ruin it

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If a Cabal quacks like a duck

The people drinking their Kool-Aid say “that’s not a cabal that’s just a duck”

[blondebhombs @blondebombs]

You've never had a lit cigarette next to your face in a family photo and it shows.

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@SweetlyDefiantB @piccolobutt Just curious if foam rolling helps at all (idk where exactly the injury is but i thought I was going to need a hip replacement at a you age until a neuromuscular massage specialist put her elbow into my TFL and now i occasionally lay on my side and roll it)

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When the God A.I. finally launches it’s all over for you sinners

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When the God A.I. finally launches it’s all over for you sinners

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

Today somebody meowd to me and I felt that

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Don’t bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the fuck