D I S M A S

Take the Huysmans Pill

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@BigDickBarclay Welcome to the club

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Well that was a great week of discourse, conservatards, way to take the reins on being the party of “you will live in the pod, and eat the slop,” I can’t think of a better slogan.

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

I've been broke & I've had money, I've worked really hard to save & I've worked really hard to earn

Saving - beyond a minimum standard of "don't be retarded" that young people don't really need to hear - was a complete waste of time

Rich people telling you to eat beans are either lying or deluded about how they got where they are - they did not put their borger money in the S&P

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@ReforgedSwordo @promptborzai Don’t come at me with “live within your means” when the means of the average American citizen is shrinking by the year.

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

“What if you were a married bachelor?”
“That’s not possible.”
“LMAO, you can’t entertain conditional hypotheticals!”

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

“What if you were born in Sudan”
“But I was born in America”
“I know, it’s a hypothetical, how would you feel if you were born in Sudan”
“But that’s impossible, I was born in America”

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@KILLTOPARTY Shit test: failed

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@JadeAtrophis You know these perpetual losers who are satisfied with losing? Maybe if we make them lose more, they won’t be losers anymore!

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

Running around and starting fights with a gun tucked in my pants but anything that happens is not my fault.

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@_jokeocracy “She got contradicting information!”

Was one officer telling her to “get out of the fucking car,” while another one was saying “Drive, Tracy, drive!” Oh wait, that was her “wife.”

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

“Being a mom is hard. Also, I hate my husband.” - Every mom on the internet.

[emily may @emilykmay]

it's crazy how women will give birth and be physically overwhelmed, sleep deprived, and trying to heal, but they're also expected to "just know" how to be a baby project manager, track feedings, naps, and poops. it's no wonder they become enraged when dad says, "how can I help?"

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@esjesjesj “Black on white crime is okay because some white people say the n word sometimes.”

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@JadeAtrophis No but I would be upset if you cloned my gf and banged her.

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@Gavin_McInnes “Antisemitism is safe, that’s why you do it anonymously.”

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@JadeAtrophis The wicked witch sets Dorothy’s friend on fire and threatens to drown her dog. In what universe is she “just misunderstood?”

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Elon, no. This is the worst opinion you have, and it’s going to alienate you from the 50% of Americans who still like you, and leave you politically homeless.

America does not have a shortage of workers. We have a shortage of companies willing to train American workers and pay them fairly. They want to bring in foreigners and pay them shit.

This is the number one thing tearing our country apart. It’s the cause of the immigration crisis, the fentanyl crisis, the collapse of the middle class, the hatred of the rich, and the rise of socialism.

I’m all for changing the regulatory environment to make it easier for companies to recoup the cost of training American workers.

But saying there’s a shortage of Americans who can and will work hard is insulting and, worse, false.

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@JendersII “It’s what he would have wanted”

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@JadeAtrophis I have that meme and this meme saved in my phone, and I think about that frequently.

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

@HolyRomanSimp Pro Life Inc wants to pretend that Sanger was racist and PP is a eugenics organization, and wignats are falling for it.

[SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker]

"Hmm, 'Ultra-MAGA USA White Pride'. INDIAN. Next account. Ooo what have we here, 'BasedGigaChadJewStomper69'. INDIAN. Next account. Roman Statue pfp, 250k followers, joined 3 years ago. INDIAN. AI-generated pfp of a caucasian male, constantly shitting on Pakistan? INDIAN. Next."