Count Vlah

Count Vlah is a professional vampire who likes scary movies and hosts the Theatre Macabre on

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Put down the garlic, my little cloves of delicious delicacies! Count Vlah cannot be foiled! It's true! Just ask... http://t.co/fj2jzrQKgd

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Count Vlah loves himself a haunted house movie! You never know what you are going to get! In a vampire movie,... http://t.co/PDMQxlwjp6

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It should be no surprise that Halloween is Count Vlah's favorite season... of course, it is technically the only... http://t.co/yfijpe005m

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Come close and listen up my little lovesick kebobs of staked hearts... Count Vlah has something to confess. He... http://t.co/pPoIKSb2Jv

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Us monsters have feelings too! We're just like you human folk, capable of tender emotion, fragile insecurity, and... http://t.co/uAkrOy17SF

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Us monsters have feelings too! We're just like you human folk, capable of tender emotion, fragile insecurity,... http://t.co/SCpSfO0bik

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*Creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaak.... Vlah! I have to remember to get that coffin door oiled this year!

Vell here we are... http://t.co/GinsWuRtj9

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN you Tricksters and Treaters!!!! Hope you're watching something spookabulous tonight!!!! Count... http://t.co/27VBl9GvUC

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Take a guess what Count Vlah's favorite ride at the carnival is.. Go ahead, guess! NO, it's not the ferris wheel... http://t.co/95RgOoFcqj

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Elvira's Haunted Hills is like the Scary Movies for 60's horror, except it doesn't have the Waynes brothers' keen... http://t.co/qGw5iQKe7h

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Grave robbing is an under-serviced industry in these the modern times. Why, Count Vlah remembers when you... http://t.co/VsrOPri5LG

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No time for a scarrrry movie tonight?? Sink your fangs into this fun sized candy bar... but watch for razor... http://t.co/Jnb5mtskrf

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VLAH!!!!! SAVAGES!!! Strutting around the country staking innocent vampires!! What did my people ever do to... http://t.co/u9XaxhuINo

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No monsters? No knife-wielding murder?? No inbred family of sadistic torturers??? It seems the horror of... http://t.co/8Mu57I1g3y

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Threequels get a bum rap. Terminator 3? The Godfather 3? The Matrix 3?
Each one unfairly compared to their... http://t.co/CKT6vEVicZ

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Let's be clear about something here my little minced meat puppets... Count Vlah loves himself some thick, red,... http://t.co/qTq2BM7wVf

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What's that outside the window?!? No it's not Count Vlah watching from the bushes with his vampire stake in his... http://t.co/wMMWZcirsH

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In Oculus, the hollywood studio system tries to push it's slanderous agenda that keeping creepy old antiques in... http://t.co/Y4Lml1d1QE

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Count Vlah loves an outsider... Hell, he hangs around with a guy with a basketball for a back for Pete's sake!... http://t.co/1wvrwCqCa8