Chris Dress

Chronic maker of bad bets. Cousin of Caleb. Deteriorating goalkeeper. NUFC fan before it was cool. Just kidding about the Caleb thing.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Update: Ball don’t lie.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

A foul occurs literally 100 yards away from the net that is scored on. A player then goes on a (probably historic) run the full length of the field and makes two passes to score, and it’s called back. That is gross. VAR sucks.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Jarmo would get the straight open

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Sabres: A
Blackhawks: D

“55.7% of the players drafted [4th overall] play more than 500 NHL games.” 🤯

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Trade grades for the Bowen Byram trade between @BuffaloSabres and @NHLBlackhawks 😵‍💫

https://t.co/A7zrxslLqA

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Not sure who has been more surprised: Foreign WC fans, realizing America is a lot better than they thought, or Americans realizing how fun foreign World Cup fans are

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For the 1st time in my life I have caught World Cup Fever. No Scotland….No Party

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

Zlatan lasted 4 days 😂 https://t.co/XGFR6D0k7r

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

50 Mission Cap redux! But without the whole “death from a plane crash” theme

[Steven Goff @SoccerInsider]

As 1994 World Cup dawned in U.S., the NY Rangers ended a 54-year Stanley Cup title drought.

With 2026 World Cup underway in U.S. (and Mexico/Canada), the NY Knicks end 53-year NBA championship wait.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

No one knows how to pronounce “Pulisic.” Poo-lizik? Pugh-lih-sick? Puh-lih-sich? No one knows! World Cup is back, baby!

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Certainly seems like these Habs are playing Le Hockey du Rivière??

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

@BraytonJWilson Technically next season is the 2026 season…

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

@FumblerooskiFTW They were great. Got booed occasionally but always w a smile on their face. Had a 5 year old boy pretend to hockey fight me once. City is top tier. Gotta go sometime!

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Dispatches from Montreal for the Sabres game 4 win. Amazing time, arena was absolutely bananas, and the Habs fans were awesome. Some stuff still sticks out and I’ll try to list the ones I remember before I forget (cont)

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Finally, I cant decide my opinion on the hot dogs. Its like a steamed dog on a folded slice of bread. Just so different than what we’re use to at home, but I liked them more this game than the last trip up. Bonus points for them dressing the dog for you before serving. Sabs in 6.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

The biggest surprise to me was how easy it was to leave the arena and drive out! Not sure if we got lucky or if all Habs fans train in, but we walked a few blocks and by the time we got to our car the roads were clear and we left in minutes. It’s way WAY worse leaving Toronto.

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

Montreal vs Buffalo. Red team vs Blue team on a white ice surface. ULTIMATE CONTRAST. It’ll look incredible! Except…No. It’s not. It’s the blue team vs the white team. On the white surface. STOP THIS!

Go Sabres.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Pulitzer.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Unreal video 😂😂

[Chris Dress @Count_Dressula]

@AfterLeWhistle Can we get “I live in a very colorful, wonderful land and there’s lots of unicorns flyin around” on a T shirt with Riv’s face on it?