Tu Grifo local

Lentes oscuros, marijuana seguro

[Tu Grifo local @CounterJustin1]

*homie checking my fanny pack*

"Yo is that an avocado?"

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk:

“You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

[Regular Shots @RegularShowJGS]

Sam Marin doing the voices of Benson, Pops and Muscle Man live

[gordon @gordoncityy]

it’s cinco de mayo pls send me $50000 dollars for being mexican

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

Happy 4/20!

[Tu Grifo local @CounterJustin1]

Watching Gen Z Black Flag is like watching a zombie controlled by a human. The moves are there and shit it might even sound and look good! But it's still a zombie.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

[Sr. Weed @SrWeedSmoker]

Mi vecina viendo como me pego un bongazo en el patio

[Darth Thunder ⚡ @XDarthThunderX]

These Star Wars DVD covers never fail to give me deep thoughts of nostalgia and happiness.

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Man, talkin’ bout Friday the 13th, yo

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When that random wave of not belonging hits mid hangout

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

@Polymarket

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[cj @chronowerks]

the steps are:
1. Tarantino is the best
2. Tarantino is BAD bc he's just copying better movies
3. Tarantino is just copying better movies, which makes him an important connection to a pre-Jaws American New Wave
4. i don't think about Tarantino much but his movies are mostly good

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Bad Bunny brought out Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin for his Super Bowl LX halftime show tonight.