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I don't immediately Tweet when I'm frustrated. That would be foolish. First, I take a deep breath and count to zero.

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@BabsVan I'm just not a big fan of Royal Caribbean's whole deal, though I must admit I say that as someone who sailed with them BEFORE 2020.

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I think the part of this image I relate best to is Ashitaka's underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Princess Mononoke (1997)

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@EfedWrites It kind of checks out. Schizotypal personalities don't tend to lend themselves to winning friends and influencing people, as they tend to experience a lot of discomfort interpersonally but don't get as much value from other people as some other pathological personalities might.

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@BabsVan Probably some thirsty dork who thrives under conditions of anonymity, but I've got my fingers crossed that I'm wrong!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary has hit lucky number 13 at a time when this platform has been repeatedly veering in, shall we say, "awe-inspiring" directions.

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@EfedWrites I think the diagnosis currently on my charts is SAD-BS. It used to include schizotypal personality disorder, but that diagnosis was later deemed inaccurate because I "have too many friends."

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Starting to regret not checking out that QAnon propaganda flick. By all accounts it's making quite an impact! Like, allegedly a positive one!

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@BabsVan C i v i l i t y

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@EfedWrites //I've always been fine with it. Same for substance abuse disorders. Much like making fun of someone's name, the well probably ran dry long before you became aware of it, but I'm not going to stop you from wasting your time and effort reeling in that bucket.

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

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This is like a roadmap for being comfortable with oneself. I can't imagine what other context it could have been taken from!

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My dream summer bucket list

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@BabsVan While I appreciate their service to my household, I prefer when the centipedes operate undetected.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Today’s job market combines the abusiveness of 1900s jobs and uselessness of 2000s jobs. Somebody will be like “I do growth onboarding for a cupcake company that has a compliment on every wrapper.” And you’ll be like “oh that sounds fun” and they’ll be like “actually they hit us”

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@BabsVan I burst into flames simply reading this temperature.

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@BabsVan He was developing other skills 🥷

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@BabsVan Some are even chapter books!

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@BabsVan I'm not even entirely convinced that's what I want from my video games!

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt

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We poors have had it too easy for too long. This is just a historic first step toward making things right for those wealthy few who have rankled under our oppressive hegemony of majority.

[its that kev @acanticleforkev]

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that citizens making $500,000 a year and above can hunt the poor for sport

[Paul (Poet in Motion) Freedom! @JommysCousin]

//Word is we're getting ice cream.

https://t.co/XpiZ0J35rp