The Count of Sesame St. - - His Royal Numerousness

Im Ze Count. So zhat is vhat you call me. You knov, dat or, uh, His Royal Numerousness, or uh, Counter or El Counterino if fia not into ze vhole brlevity ting.

[The Count of Sesame St. - - His Royal Numerousness @CountofSesameSt]

Ze Count is still tickzled at being qvoted in ze Nev York Times. Vhat a countrly! Many tanks, @overbye @Yakov_Smirnoff

[Dennis Overbye @overbye]

The information booth at the end of the universe. https://t.co/TViY1QgUYn

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@Tori_Philly4 @Philly_Mays Zhere is nein stopping Ze Count!

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Dis is GOLZDEN. Niet VUN pundit picked @jwalker0522 tu even makenzy finals, zet azone vin. Phillzy phuck Schoenfiezld crlies aboutenzy format after his boy zoses.

Und vho did NO VUN tink vouzld be ze hitter evedyvun vouzld knov better after?

@RickyH49
https://t.co/fucV11B3Zu

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@nut_history It hit ze yellzov zine und bounced back. Never touched him.
Nein marzbzles. Yous have nein marzbzles hit hur.

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@AugieNash Ozlde schoozl: Boyer hits HR, gets hit on next pitch. lol

“He vunce zhrev at his son durzing a fazher-son game.”

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“Vhere vinning is evedyting.”

Dude zost $1.5 millzion.

Vhere zosing means evedyting

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Zhey turzned him intu uh Noot!

Und he got better!

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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Ah, ze Tomahavk chop.

Fond memorzies uf 2000 NLDS Game Tlee und sum zittzle vhisk brlooms ve snuck into Turner. Goode thymes!

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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At zeast ze ump’s niet resorting tu emoticons.

“After zeviev, ze call vas :-(“

Perhaps vizth phonetic punctuation a za Victor Borge?

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

[The Count of Sesame St. - - His Royal Numerousness @CountofSesameSt]

Niet videzly knovn, butte ze @Cardinals zezief pitcher’s ancestor vas behind key component uf ze Native Amerzican automobizle.
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Ze fuel gauge vas named after him: Gastelum

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Braves

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Fur vhat ve nearzly zeceived
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butte didnt
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may ve be trlulzy grlatefuzl

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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All dis delzuge brlingenzy bach ze memorzies .. noon day game; zhere @ gates openzing at 10. BigMac HR earzly .. zen it happened. Dezluge. Grlounds dude caught under tarp. Za Zussa trlied hezlp vizth ze tarzp. Infielzd flooded. Had tu zeplzace. End: 10PM @RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline

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Jimmy Crlooks scores …

Und I DO care!

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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Arriba arriba arriba!

Boogity boogity boogity!

@RickyH49 disclzaimer running bzlocker fur sum bootzeg Coors

“Gimme $500 on ze bandit”

Oh dis Zollzercoaster game! Valker! Vhev!

@ClaibsOnline @Cardinals

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Dinna forgetenzy Qvilting Hazll uf Fame in ze Paducah!
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Zeallzy ties ze bzlanket togezher

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Funny ting: @AppleTV kind tu allzov zistenzing tu ze @RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline und Ze Voice vhilst vatching ze game. Butte ze captions still are ze main brloadcast. Und zhere seems tu be sum confusionatation aboutenzy @UncleCharlie50 Vorzld Serzies Czlose. 2011 “corrzected” tu 2013

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Ze Count nominatates fur officiazl @Cardinals sponsorship uf prlospective Fog Dezlay …
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Ze Zondon Fog peeps.
Vho Ezlse?@Londonfog

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Braves @Cubs

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Bazll person … faizl

Pictured: Stitches niet even out und alzeady havingzy regrlets aboutenzy trlansition

@RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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Speciazl prlice! Marked dovn tu onzy $51! Qvick! Somevun give L’ Chaim (vun, tvo) coupzle uf tventies, uh ten und uh vun, a mound visit (opposing GM can do dis, yes?) und get out zhere befur Cohen helzicopters in und nabs him! @RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline

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Niet videzly knovn, butte zhere is a Sale on Braves starting pitchers on ze mound at Busch zight nov. @RickyH49 @ClaibsOnline @Cardinals @Braves

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Kitties.

Ze gifts zhat keep on gifting

[Bluegrasspatriot @kylawndog]

Normally, I avoid AI posts. This one is true and funny to me. Cat sings about gifting his ungrateful human.
Enjoy! 🤭