@LauraWilsoqr As long as they're abiding with "The Program" movie rules of the road. Which is, if you're in the road, whatever happens next is at your own risk
TMZ Origins: Jennifer's Story
You ever wonder where some of these low-life, story-chasing, gaslighting, conjecture-circling, rumor-pushing, Jake-Gyllenhal-in-"Nightcrawler" vampires at TMZ come from. Well, meet Jennifer in the 1950s.
How Foreigners Understand American Slang
Watch the hilarious thought process that foreigners go through when they're trying to interpret American slang
ANCIENT NEWS: XERXES PUNISHES THE OCEAN
Here's a reenactment of the true story of Xerxes' wrath on Greece, when he tried to punish the ocean for it's alleeged "disobedience" to the self-proclaimed god-king from the Persian Empire. Just check out the idiocy for yourself.
LIFE HACK #731: IF YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED
These are the tips that make life survivable. Choosing to use them depends on how badly you want to keep breathing/snoring/farting on this mudball rest-stop we call Earth.
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When A Foreigner Hears Amercian Slang
Damn, you think keeping up with current lingo was difficult? Try being from another country. It's no secret, American colloquialisms are both the most trend-setting and the most complicated to decipher. Here are some examples...
TRUMP SAID WHAT π² ABOUT THE WAR? π€―
This has got to be hands down some of the crazy sh!t any type of leader has ever said in history. What does this mean for our civilization? What does this mean for gas?
INTERVIEWING A BMX LEGEND
A underground interview with one of the most legendary BMXers of all time and some of the best advice you'll ever hear if you f**ks with BMX
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BANNED BMW COMMERCIAL FOUND
Lost footage of a BMW commercial that was allegedly banned in multiple countries. You tell us whether or not it shouldn've been banned or shown. You won't believe all the schnitzel and bratwurst we had to go through to get this footage.
PETER GRIFFIN IS HOLLYWOOD ELITE NOW
A cartoon crossing over into the mortal plane? Peter Griffin doing First We Feast? Public exposure. He really has become an A-list celebrity, I guess.
BEST IDEA FOR ODYSSEY
With so much apparent controversy surrounding Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey," Channel CBD believes that this casting direction would've satisfied the haters, all the while, preserving both the tone of this classic tale and the integrity of Hollywood.
PIMP PROBLEMS: STATE FARM OR ALL STATE?
What's a pimp to do when it comes to a bad car accident? Who's got a pimp's back when it comes to insurance?
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WTF?
We're so glad that someone documented this and released it. Through further investigation, it has been learned that the two commentators on the event have both tragically "de-anti-unalived" themselves. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the unpaid bills they left behind.
FIFA RULES R CRAZY
If you don't like being touched or mauled by men, then maybe you shouldn't be a goalscorer in this year's World Cup. No one talks about the violence that awaits you after you put one in the back of the net. You won't believe what some of these players say.
WHY SOCCER IS KNOWN AS A P#$$Y SPORT
What a baby. You didn't get the call. Get your cryin-ass up. Respect to New Zealand goalie, Max Crocombe. Well said bro.
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Another teaser trailer into the fractured psychosises (that plural for psychosis, right?) needed to make episode 3 from Channel CBD.
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