Country Boy Problems

I tweet from time to time. You've probably saw me live.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Hey @NRA. I’ll be on a @Delta flight in a few weeks. If you send me a bunch of stickers, I’ll be sure to accidentally leave them in the overhead compartment, bathroom, Skymall magazines, and seat tray. Mind you, I won’t stick them to anything. We aren’t animals. DM me.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

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[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

What I look like when I close all the apps on my phone. #makeitrain

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Go Army. Go Navy. Go America!

#ArmyNavyGameDay #armynavy

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

If you haven't already listened to it. Check out Nelly's version of Die A Happy Man by @ThomasRhett 👌🏼

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

When I think about you. I think about 17. #springsteen

[Buck Commander @Buck_Commander]

#deercamp

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This country is full of folks who will stand in line all night for a new Star Wars, but won't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. Merica.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Every year, Christmas reminds me how horrible I am at wrapping presents.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

If any of your dude friends drive a Honda. Be sure to ask your girlfriend if it's cool you hang out with other girls. #4x4

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Gonna get me some of them collectible red solo cups from Starbucks! Nothing but the best for when company comes over. #fancy #RedCups

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Making it to the party store minutes before it closes is the equivalent of scoring the game winning touchdown in life.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

I like my women like I like my Chinese food. Sweet and spicy.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Tis the season gentlemen. Sundresses and cowgirl boots. Yeehaw!

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

The end is near.

https://t.co/SkeA0mqdSM

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

That Bruno Mars character is a little fella. #herseynugget

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

Operator, why don't you put me on through. I gotta send my love down to Baton Rouge.

[Country Boy Problems @CountryBoyWho]

And on the 10th day God created Justin Bieber's lineage.....and the world wept.