Country Captain

No longer a Captain, nor from the country but like the namesake meal, my takes will fill you up and leave you satisfied.

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@HoseNheelbabes All of them.... 2gether 😎

[JamesFennell MBE @FennellJW]

Maj Adam D’Ortana is a serving US Army officer in the Pentagon who spends his days racially abusing an FT journalist who criticised Hegseth. This is where we have arrived in 2026.

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@KimKatieUSA

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@RDog861 @StorytellerSBM Yeah, except it wasn't engineered. Or staged. He didn't even know his PAO was taking the pic.

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@TheKaleighP Black

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@Redlegtrader01 @JakeBequette91 Bingo

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@micah_erfan Worse than a hostage video

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Call me old fashioned but I think the president shouldn't be such a fucking weirdo

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@Bluedevil350482 @sentdefender Source?

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@TimOnPoint Except he didn't even know the photo was being taken. Try again.

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@delp101 @sentdefender

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@AnonPrion @sentdefender

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@myclassyhoney Eat

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@myclassyhoney dessert

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@Docquistador Even better, are the excuses dudes like this make when they tell you they're not a vet

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@MadsxMyles It would take all of you. But just to be sure, let's try.

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@DNIGabbard Sure. Go back to being a SOF fan girl.

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@helaraexo Looks like it's just getting started 😍

[Annie van Leur @AnnevanLeur]

@ColMoeDavis Even Hollywood can't make this up.

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@helaraexo Want some company?