CountryWonka

The greatest Wonka burns, with a country twist. Want me to post something? Let me know

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you're disrespectful to your parents and other adults? Don't come to my house they would beat the shit out of your punk ass.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Living in a trailer house doesn't make you trash, living in a mansion doesn't automatically give you class.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you wear $200 jeans with your cowboy boots? Tell me more about how country you are

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

"Honey, just cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid" #SweetHomeAlabama

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you're wearing an American flag bikini? Marry me
#Happy4thOfJuly

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you're spending the fourth of July in france? How patriotic of you obama

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Drop everything, Smokey and the Bandit is on. #EastBoundAndDown

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you're gonna tweet constantly about the BET awards tonight? Thanks for the play by play chief, but I'll wait for the ACM awards

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Seven thousand followers? Yall are great, makes me proud to see so many good country people in one place #StayCountry

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you don't like Conway Twitty? Get out.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you're wearing all Under Armour? You must be one athletic bastard.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

I'm going to tell y'all a secret....I'm a republican, I'm sure you couldn't tell.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

These liberals are all for free speech, until you say something they don't like. Then it's just mean, wrong and ignorant to speak your mind.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

@immoralfeminist You obviously don't understand how America works since your from canada, now take your hockey and maple syrup and go away.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

@zfield27 You don't even live in the US, therefore you don't get an opinion you fucking smelly ass foreigner.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you like standing in line at the DMV and post office? Great, because healthcare is fixing to be that way too. #obamacare

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh you work hard? Let's just take some of that money and give it to a piece of trash who didn't wake up until 1:30 this afternoon #obamacare

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

Oh my dually won't fit in one of these tiny parking spaces you've provided me? That's fine, I'll just take two.

[CountryWonka @CountryWonka]

I just want to wear my cowboy hat, bell bottoms, drive my trans-am and haul illegal beer across state lines. Is that too much to ask?