Steve Cook

I'm a private dancer, a dancer for money, I'll do what you want me to do

[Steve Cook @Country_Steve]

@GavinSmith50 @nedboulting I can’t see the result being much different, tbh

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@keithcolville @irishpeloton He’s being paid to pretend it’s real. Not for the first time

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@3_Digit_Number Am I going mad or is that O’Connor?

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@virginmedia @DannyMonez It’s every channel

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@TSB Not to worry, I logged out & back in and it was working

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@TSB @NorrinRadd Are you sure it’s not a known issue?

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@stela1312 @ActualNames1 That’s where the word ‘crap’ actually comes from

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@buntyhoven The ‘advert’ in the middle suggests they also knew it was too much time to fill

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@poppymoppet You really should check out the African Queen

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@Sonicanne1 @YouTube Fantastic. Do you know the version from Phil Manzanera’s 801 Live album? It’s thrilling! https://t.co/WD5ZPzeypR

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@Obla_da_obla_di @o_reachtaire @TheLostRecord I wasn’t being deeply serious

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@TheLostRecord @o_reachtaire The greatest artist of the previous thousand years. Proof positive that people shouldn’t be allowed to vote

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@o_reachtaire @TheLostRecord Remember when Robbie Williams was voted ‘artist of the millennium’ at the close of 1999? He does cat food adverts now

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@mduchesn @lucasaganronald …if less effective. I’m sure the sponsors would love the wet weather kit to be in full team colours - that they are not tells you how difficult they are to produce

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@mduchesn @lucasaganronald These are not softshells or ski jackets. They are single layer jackets that are both waterproof & breathable. Might change next year - Gore (and I presume other brands) are no longer making these fabrics, because it has some eco impact, so what follows may be more colour friendly

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@mduchesn @lucasaganronald These technical fabrics are black when they’re manufactured and, because they’re so liquid-resistant, they are hard to dye in other colours

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@SarkySodRyan @mrjamesob He reunited a stolen bag with its owner

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Fantastic. And if you haven’t seen the Negativland documentary on YouTube, I highly recommend it. Not an easy watch by any means, but ultimately very beautiful https://t.co/iq4LcNeudk

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@BraidenGB *does funny handshake*

[Steve Cook @Country_Steve]

Hope everybody’s settled down & ready for the never-dull Lord Mayor’s Show #WhyTheHellIsThisOnTellyEveryYear

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@BraidenGB Freemasons as far as the eye can see