I'm Country Mike

[I'm Country Mike @Country_mijk]

@freyasintrouble @HaterReport @yyeeaahhhboiii2 Did you see Cheeto Jesus run and hide because the mean lady asked him for evidence of voter fraud? How do people not realize that Hillary and Kamala are both more "manly" than that sack of shit snowflake?

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@_NadiaJay_ @TMZ Jokes are funny if they're told by non-hateful people. The problem with that dude is that he's legit racist so it's not even really a joke.

[I'm Country Mike @Country_mijk]

@CrystalClarkXo What do you want? First step in getting what you want is asking for it...

[I'm Country Mike @Country_mijk]

@RandyRRQuaid Seek help.

[I'm Country Mike @Country_mijk]

@adrianachechik @PetcoPark #GoPhillies #RingTheBell

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@SheenaRyder1 You should write about your experience. If you can do it month by month. Someday it will be an invaluable resource for you and never let you forget how much you've accomplished. I quit gambling in 2013 and did it but it got lost, I wish I still had access to my thoughts from then

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@KendraLust If they do ima be on Zillow tonight.

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@freyasintrouble @LePapillonBlu2 @AlexxxCoal OJ got a free pass on a double murder but he pushed his luck and went to prison. If he'd been white he'd have gotten away with it. Martha Stewart did something all rich white men do and went to prison. Rich/Famous white men can pretty much get away with anything.
#PeckingOrder

[I'm Country Mike @Country_mijk]

@danadearmond @DisneyScoopGuy I feel like Disney is a cult.

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@OctaviaXRed You were great in Molly's Game

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@LivRevamped Sadly people only care about gun violence when it effects them directly or when a rich person gets shot. The politicians get too much money from the gun lobby so they'll never care about regular people dying.

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@ClubCarmenXXX @GOP__Ls In what world does the GQP care about unnecessary deaths of women? They've made it clear that women are no different that any animal that is used to breed.

And now they're gerrymandering the opposition out of existence.

#IfWeDontAllVoteWereFucked

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@LivRevamped @XRCOAwards Meant to say "never looked better"

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@LivRevamped @XRCOAwards You're on point and have probably looked better.

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@kathrynmaetv But it's a dry heat

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@freyasintrouble @PopCrave Look up Lincoln and Josh Speed

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@freyasintrouble @PopCrave @TMZ Even if you ignore that fact that she doesn't have a penis she's neither rich enough or white enough to ever get a break in our justice system.

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@ClubCarmenXXX @LadyNimby I know right? It's obviously Chester A. Arthur's fault.

#ShesNoRocketScientist

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@SaveUSAKitty Why didn't they let him stand up and put his fist in the air? Isn't that what the Secret Service does? Isn't he too brave to run and hide????

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@sentdefender Why aren't the Secret Service agents letting him stand up tall with his fist in the air?

Maybe this wasn't staged????