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Steve-O Tells Justin Bieber to Fight Him Instead of Tom Cruise https://t.co/zqolg68XJv

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An Australian once set the world record for the most lint collected from one person's belly button

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Looking for a nice. wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice. wholesome girls

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I am looking forward to 6pm Thanksgiving Day when Walmart opens its doors for its annual sale of trampled human corpses.

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I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by.

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A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public

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Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime

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Thanks to yesterday's chili. I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.

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I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to Continue Straight.

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Microsoft has a wild hologram that translates HoloLens keynotes into Japanese https://t.co/MM89SxKBG9

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Pooped without my phone this morning. just like Gandhi.

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I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie. but there are just too many holes in the plot.

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If you need motivation to workout this evening. Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead. get out that aggression.

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I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx

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No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells. don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.

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When you get a 3D printer. don't mess around. Go straight to printing money.

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Nike Is Making Official Spongebob Squarepants Sneakers https://t.co/Uh3eBB0hvJ

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.

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A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say hes eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid.

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I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.