Marcus D. Counts III

Taking mediocrity to a whole new level.

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

@Connor_Counts

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

I can't wait for tomorrow. I have my Calculus final AND my Accounting final, and they're back-to-back. #blessed #JimmyCheeklikesanal

[Jackson Krodel @jacksonkrodel]

"Alabama is the grossest city dude"- @Max_Pressley

[Jackson Krodel @jacksonkrodel]

A life goal of mine is to have a better relationship with @keltnercondra's first born son than he does. #uncleJrod

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I want a black belt in karate but it takes too long. Way easier to buy a black belt at Macy's, get hammered and just kick shit.

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

This describes my life perfectly.

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

@tdmills17 @tan_theman she hated us so much haha. Every time I see some stupid funny picture in class I think of you guys

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

Came across this picture of @keltnercondra in Kindergarten on a field trip taking a smoke break with the bus driver

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

Happy Boy Scout Sunday! @JHartfelder

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Well, turns out handing out Fleshlights at a funeral is inappropriate. Lame. People grieve in different ways.

[chandler @ChandlerCounts]

sub snap 2 me

[#TOPPERNATION @TheHillThang]

#shhs2ellen @TheEllenShow https://t.co/VEB8RQybYW RETWEET THIS YALL

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

@rundcc @JHartfelder @Wise_Feeny I still don't know how to use Twitter.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

FOX Sports Tennessee May Have Been Watching Porn During Its Broadcast On Thursday Night: http://t.co/CNp9rMrH79

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

@JHartfelder @rundcc @Wise_Feeny

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Being the Heisenberg of study drugs. #TFM

[Marcus D. Counts III @CountsMarcus]

Connor & Jack look more like brothers than me & Connor do.
@JHartfelder @Connor_Counts

[Hoops Clips @TheHoopsClips]

2 SHOTS MY ASS 😂😭 http://t.co/mFhdwS6wDz