i have a teacher who just accidentally makes up and believes her own excuses for me. i turn in my late work and she goes "ohh yes you needed more time cause you were sick, right?" and i go "YESS😄😄😄😄👍👍👍"
you tell people youre a lesbian and suddenly theyre like imagine you are trapped in a room with no food and water and an attractive man and the only way to get out is to
No you're not a lesbian if you're a man, no you're not a lesbian if you like men, no you and your boyfriend aren't "spiritually lesbians", no you're not the "pillow princess" or "the femme" of your ugly ass man, shup up.
Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house.
Hood where???
Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay