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@connor_daren @CouriersPls Sorry Daren, your dildo was just a bit too large to move around easily

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@misstjxo you will never destroy us like we can destroy your packages

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@casimugh we'll do what we want

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@inthesundaypark fuck u we'll do what we want

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@CreatingwKaraD @CouriersPls No

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@LJology @angharadyeo @CouriersPls Hi, we are sorry to hear that your package has been delayed. We are working hard behind the scenes to understand how to send packages. Thank you for your patience.

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@VolatileDoor6 Hi Daniel, please contact our customer service number, our automated answering machine should be able to assist

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@lauradinneen @mrdanielfeo @CouriersPls Hi Daniel, you agreed the parcel could be left without a signature, you did not specify where.

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@guillaumecrnt @CouriersPls We don't forget, we remember, to do it on purpose

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@MyPublicAcc1 No

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@DLoweryAU @TheProjectSuck @sbooth29 @somewherein84 Just once we would appreciate a Couriers Thanks.

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@andrew_showell no