Winner of the “Toilet Bowl”
Team Prieur beats Team Mann in a barn burner 1-0.
@kajanman with a solid outing only giving up one goal. Game was sponsored by Depends and Geritol.
Highlights on TSN tonight.
This isn’t a scoreboard. It’s more like a hostage note written by a left-handed goalie during intermission.
Anyway, here are the “official” Day 1 results. See everyone at the party tonight. Tiebreakers are gonna need a nuclear physicist to figure out.
The rust pattern looks less like wear-and-tear and more like it was recovered from a shipwreck, which honestly fits the “Schooners” vibe a little too well.
They came to play though. Boasting a 2-0 record after Day 1!
Reminder:
The Attitude Adjustment Party is taking place at 5:30 pm tonight at MacGilligans.
A huge thank you to Mobilicab for opening their wallets more times than a Dad at their kids Chuck-E-Cheeses Birthday Party.
First up at 9am:
2025 Division A Champions Ottawa takes on 2025 Division B Champs SW Ontario 2 at 9am.
@FanDuel has the odds at even and O/U at 4 goals. Get ur betting action in!!!