Courtney Brown

I AM big. It’s the pictures that got small.

[Courtney Brown @CourtInStereo]

May the Fourth be with you!
#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Courtney Brown @CourtInStereo]

Heard in Target: Why do I always mix up Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Sparks?

Clearly a fan of Diane Lane’s work has conflated her roles in Nights in Rodanthe by N. Sparks and Rumble Fish with N. Cage, and now can’t remember which is which.

Completely understandable.
#NicolasCage

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My perfume? Why yes. It’s called Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal. Thanks for noticing.

#firefly #serenity #fancy #wash #curseyoursuddenbutinevitablebetrayal #alantudyk

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Bryce Dallas Howard understands my televisual needs.

@BryceDHoward #TheBookOfBobaFett #TheMandalorian

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https://t.co/S1FNxB2Zgu

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If you like Ohio State, football, or kids who stay occupied during Ohio State football timeouts, this one’s for you! Out today—written by Voice of the Buckeyes @PaulKeels, illustrated by Chad Thompson, edited by yours truly :)
@BuckeyeNation @OhioState @OhioStateFB #GoBucks

[Courtney Brown @CourtInStereo]

Wellington Paranormal might be my spirit animal. I submit the following as evidence:

Minogue: I don’t really like ghosts. I don’t even like eating cauliflower. It sort of reminds me of ghost broccoli.

#WellingtonParanormal #MinogueAndOLeary

[Courtney Brown @CourtInStereo]

Don’t have a moustache.

But if you have to have a moustache, it had better be a Ted Lasso moustache.

Barbecue sauce.

#TedLasso #moustache #JasonSudeikis

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@jimmyfallon Jason Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon Three Cups of Mr. Tea
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon No Country Music for Old Men
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon Sisterhood of the Traveling Square-Pants
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon The Canterville Space Ghost
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon The Call Center of the Wild
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon Animal Cracker Farm
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon The Velveteen Rabbit’s Foot
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon The Rainbow Fish Stick
#AddAWordRuinABook

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@jimmyfallon The Babysitters’ Fight Club
#AddAWordRuinABook

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On my way to work yesterday, all the street lights were going out as I drove past.

I felt just like Dumbledore.

#Dumbledore #Deluminator

[Courtney Brown @CourtInStereo]

I feel like the people who need to be told not to eat cicadas are the same ones who need to be told not to eat Tide Pods.

Put the cicada down. It did not hibernate for 17 years just to satisfy your oral fixation.

#cicadas #TidePods #StopIt