court bailey

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[court bailey @CourtMBail]

It’s always “is this gonna be enough or is this enough to feed 3 ppl” and no one knows especially not me

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

It’s amazing how in 38 years of living I still have no idea how much pasta is a reasonable amount to make

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

I am not mentally strong enough to watch that little monkey get pushed one more time

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I have unfortunately turned this into a nightly lullaby for my baby and I can’t stop singing it

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

Every newborns favorite band

[Sovey @SoveyX]

This looks like a band that opens for my panic attacks.

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

An emperor penguin walking on my head might cure me

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

Emperor Penguins have no natural land predators, so they have zero fear of humans.

To him, this photographer isn't a threat... he's just a warm, red rock. 🧠🐧

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

@3softtacos @NESpower Me too!!! Vibes are goooood

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

@3softtacos @NESpower lol fair

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

@3softtacos @NESpower Is that just based on vibes or do you have insider info?

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

@NESpower Does anyone in East Nashville (32706) have power back? We have seen zero crews or trucks working in this area

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

scrolling back to 2016 in my photos would be an act of terrorism

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

Me doing my NYTimes games after getting a teeny bit high

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My baby:

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

hey man, i’m sorry about last night. i turn Evil at 10 pm EST on the dot

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

Comedians should practice bombing by testing material on a newborn

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

What is with all these teen shows and the brother swapping? And why am I watching them all?

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Does everyone really love tomato sandwiches this much or am I in a groupthink experiment?

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“A woman in STEM.” - me, using a hair tie to button my jeans during pregnancy

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

Honestly insane that giraffes are real, like what was the plan exactly

[court bailey @CourtMBail]

What my fiancé sees when I wear my free people barrel jeans

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

What the fresh hell is this https://t.co/pfuopU8MOR