Courtney Y

Lawyer and Chicagoan now. Spartan forever.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Don't forget to let your emotional well-being be dictated by kids in college playing football this weekend.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung @EHL_III Babe. That was 1 of 3

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@paramountplus advice would be helpful. I’m in chicago. I get we are a real hot bed of nonsense, but this feels like one we can work through.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

Watch out chitown. @JonWYoung coming at you with that new frozen countertop smell.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@Pampers says their 360* diapers are baby proof and can’t be taken off. Exhibit A calls this into question. #Jackwashere

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@barryhoova @JonWYoung Can confirm. This is exactly what he looks like … and then he occasionally breaks a toe on the corner of the exercise bike.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung @barryhoova Yeah. Just the last 5 years since we had kids.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung @TheClemReport Hubs is at Home Depot buying install supplies and two, I repeat two, bird seed bins… “in case the birds don’t like one kind.” I guess we are all in now. #bangbangbirdgang

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung @TheClemReport Married. Two kids. Please explain which one of those days is getting bumped by bang bang bird gang?

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@HiltonHotels Let me save you some money. Anyone who uses a different soap to wash their face, packed their own. Anyone who doesn’t is gonna use the same thing for their hair, butt and face. You can stop with these now.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@shootermcgavin Iykyk

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung taught our 4yo to yell Who-Dey when the @Bengals win. She is now running around the house yelling Poo-Dey for when they lose.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

If you’re considering kids. Just know our 4yo decided 6:05a was exactly the right time to come barreling into our bedroom and cover her classrooms new seating assignments in excruciating detail today. @JonWYoung

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung @barryhoova

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

Can confirm. Currently at my in laws house with OSU and MSU fans and a toddler who likes “the purple guys.”

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung Guys. She woke up last night and screamed “I’m the tiger!” - we’re betting the college fund on Clemson today.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung You start a side job as a @ringer staff writer without telling me?

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung Babe. Up the gif game.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@JonWYoung To clarify. I asked is it dogshit movie night, not what movie it was… He also had sex in the city 2 on the flip, which is actually a dogshit movie.

[Courtney Y @Court_Healy]

@ScottlandKeefer @JonWYoung