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[gran @djophoria]

it’s been a rough month

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@ColeFoxxy Cole

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Do you think dogs know when their owners are fucking weirdos

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Every few months I rediscover that @NoahKahan and I are the same age and go through an existential crisis but have not yet figured out what the correlation there is

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@sharisosocial @ me

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Yes or no is it a hate crime when your mom posts the most heinous photos of you publicly on the internet without your consent

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@TheLifeOfHassan I can’t believe he forgot to invite us again

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Actually though who tf is Matt Rife

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What the actual fuck lmao

[Kim Reynolds @KimReynoldsIA]

Woke Corporations are trying to change who WE are!

Buy your Real Women of Politics Koozies here: https://t.co/ahU6lR9ENG

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I just got a whiff of UV blue and feel like I had a WWII flashback

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5 drinks to get to know me

1. Easy Eddy
2. Pseudo Sue
3. Iced vanilla almond milk latte
4. Diet Coke
5. ?

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@sharisosocial what is this

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@JCraezyTwo4 Okay

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Being 25 is weird because 30 year olds think you’re a baby but 20 year olds think you’re a barren wasteland that should be put in a home and are minutes away from death

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@TheLifeOfHassan yes

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@TheLifeOfHassan yes

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@TheLifeOfHassan Just what I was afraid of

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Started a new job and I keep getting this intrusive thought during meetings “what if I literally just shit my pants right now” and I’m really scared of what that means

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Oh being a sports fan doesn’t mean you just beat the shit out of the opposing teams’ fans? Then I’m out