c o r k y 🐦‍⬛

grumble all you like, this is how it’s going to be.

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Jane Seymour in 1537:

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

Handbags are so boring nowadays

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

PLEASE NINTENDO I BEG YOU RELEASE EARLY

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

Kim, there’s people that are dying

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Dirty Business on @Channel4. Brilliantly made, devastating. Water must be nationalised now. The owners of the private water companies jailed.

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

Dirty Business on Channel 4 will have you never wanting to swim in English seas ever again im so mad

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS CHINESE NEW YEAR WHENEVER IM IN MANCHESTER

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

big tesco

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

I dunno why but this interaction with my mother is killing me off

Just looking through the files like someones sent her them direct xx

[Luc @lucyycheyne]

i hate people from the UK who use ‘y’all’ in their vocabulary, why are you doing that

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

FUCK OFF

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[jack o’connell’s left pinky. @ragingmotelfire]

new bone temple behind the scenes video of alfie williams playing the guitar while jack o’connell (attempts to) sing something in the way by nirvana oh lord

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

Protect Ralph Fiennes at all costs

[Life is Strange @LifeIsStrange]

Separate the real from the rumor... Join us for the exclusive reveal of the next Life is Strange game: https://t.co/29yzDsGCb5

January 20. 10am PST / 1pm EST / 6pm GMT / 7pm CET.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Poor Will can’t catch a break 😩

[Chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

send-off for a friend group that never existed

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

What’s the name of the mental illness where the one and only symptom is a FYP full of paddy the baddy edits?

[erin @vanillaspitt]

love m&s clothes but wish they had more slutty option? like would it kill u to run a slit up the thigh of the skirts??? make the tops a touch more see through??? im asking for an m&s for the sluts. once again - an m&s but for The Sluts.

[c o r k y 🐦‍⬛ @CourteeDee]

What’ve they done to Barney