Courtenay

*insert creative bio here* RTs either mean endorsement, amusement, or scorn.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

If I was Tyra Banks I would live everyday in fear of the inevitable Netflix or HBO documentary of ANTM

[sk @kirkxxs]

every episode of America’s Next Top Model was just Tyra Bank’s version of squid games

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

People who use natural deodorant are like “well no one tells me I smell” and it’s like babe you just can’t hear them because they’re 20 feet away

[Big Doc @doctuh_p]

I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.