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austin

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@nise_yoshimi the monologue in Fly where he insists that there’s a certain combination of words that would explain everything, is my favorite in the show for this very reason.

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6 min boil egg

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@MLNow @EskSF D

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nintendo ds

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absolutely

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these are going to change the GAME for me

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@alexjs85 Need a Jody Hill joint where McBride plays the guy who's trying to get a lawyer for Googles AI

[Strangelift @strnglft]

I want few things like I want Honda to bring back motocompos

[Daniel Pietersen @pietersender]

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.

[gigi @420insidejob]

haven’t seen this video in a couple months so

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The only reason I would call someone an NPC is if they left some sort of note or password laying around for me to use and unlock new gear

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I ate octopus at my birthday dinner. Didn't take a picture but i can show you what it would have looked like if the octopus was alive and in the parking lot.

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Watched one episode of Bar Rescue and i will now spend all weekend playing "jon taffer alpha male mentality" videos while i sleep so i can become stronger.

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Dreamt that Sufjan Stevens announced a new project called "Then the Balloon Popped," an autobiographical album about being in a hot-air balloon accident. I think it would do numbers.

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@SMITHbProd I'm gonna stop him

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@SMITHbProd After what I was served I refuse to come back. Big mistake

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@BillCorbett The optimistic meal