Courtney

Theatre (mostly) professional

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

#GIVEAWAY Happy #StarWarsDay 💙⚔️❤️ 1 winner will receive the Galaxy Vibes Shadow Palette Set from ColourPop, a lunch box bag inspired by Star Wars™ & a $100 e-gift card from @cakeworthystore, & a $150 e-gift card from @shopgirlscrew ☄️

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@dcall96 Mamma Mia forever!!!!! It’s what the people deserve

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@me_idrali 😳😳😳

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@erinEfeil Was joe able to connect to the Wifi????

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

My stress dreams nowadays consist of me freaking out over being out in public without a mask on. It’s like the going to school without pants dreams but with a little ✨covid spice✨

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@erinEfeil Same. I was going to send you that TikTok

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@adevs_97 ‼️‼️Honestly a solid Halloween costume that is right up my alley for this year

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@erinEfeil

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

Alright these spam texts are getting a bit out of hand now

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

I fully forgot how fucking terrible the standard straight man is because truly people who work in theatre are a different breed. But this train car full of absolute bros screaming about tinder, fucking, and blow jobs has really opened my eyes. Fucking kill me.

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

People really out here driving like they’re ready to loose their life for their morning commute

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

It’s insane to me that I was friends with people in high school who are now supporters of that fuck face Tr*mp.

Long Island is the deep south of New England

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

Okay Georgia. OKAY GEORGIA!! Go off! 3,635 vote difference?! Honestly no matter what happens there I’m impressed as hell.

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

I want to fucking vomit

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

I don’t want to hear a damn thing about a winner or projected to win or anything until all the mail in ballots are counted and that shit ain’t till Nov 10.

[Smokey Glow✨ @glow_smokey]

Even if Biden wins, I’ve lost faith in America. I truly and naively thought that after four years of this people would see the mistake that was made in 2016. With how close this is I don’t think the divide in our nation can be fixed. This isn’t politics, it’s hatred.

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@erinEfeil I’m sorry, what?

[Courtney @CourtneyAlberto]

@erinEfeil Hello, yes it’s me a certified woo girl. I will not be ashamed