❁ COURTNEY ☽

[❁ COURTNEY ☽ @CourtneyClark8]

I just entered to play BEAT THE BANK! https://t.co/mxTbd6N45F

[Holl🗡 @holldagger]

I’m convinced they just replace Simon Cowell every couple of years and expect no one to notice because I refuse to believe this is all the same man photographed over the course of 15 years

[c @fuxkchris]

i wish all thoughts were happy

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Amazon workers have said they urinate in bottles. Rates of injury and illness in its warehouses are infamously high. Employees who lobbied for better conditions have been fired. That is how someone gets this rich. You don’t amass a trillion dollars without exploiting people.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Humans had a pretty good run.

[CDN DESTROYER @stoney_soprano]

Oh, so chicks never have to deal with dudes coming up to us asking us to take our headphones out ever again? Thank u Miss Rona

[. @itsjerrycarver]

7 billion people in the world and you think your soulmate in Toronto, Ontario

[Maddie @mv_pp_]

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Hey there Delilah I am boutta suck yo tiddy

[LEO B @iambrimiah]

I really got a good heart. Im just a lil mean

[CDN DESTROYER @stoney_soprano]

I wanna get in like REALLY good shape but also booze everyday, u know?

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

do you pronounce it men or useless

[sami @simplyysamiyaa]

He dropped tf outta her w no hesitation 😂😂😂😂😂

[Emma @trickyspoon]

My nail guy got no fucking chill 😳

[cash cow @digbickvibes]

no one:

april may and june birthdays: https://t.co/1IjwBpKYxf

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Just received a text that said “show me your quarantitties” so men are once again cancelled until further notice