Courtney Kipp

Mother, runner, proud computer geek, and small-town girl at heart!

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game

NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game

NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble

This game rules

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@Kmagura That's very sus of them to do!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@comcast My husband is hard-wired into our modem and has no option for another work location.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@comcast thank you for not notifying us that our internet was going to be out today. Notifying us at 1p on a Sunday is not acceptable. Please do not assume that eveeryone that WFH can just change with no notice.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@funempradio @sarahxdylan This is my favorite Star Wars memory!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@Kmagura How about Mags?

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

Parker filled out his bracket for the @funempradio Tournament of Champions this morning. He picked Delaware to go all the way! 😂

[Funemployment Radio @funempradio]

In honor of #NationalPancakeDay please take a moment to celebrate the all time King of Pancakes, Mr. Pancakes @KielenKingMusic himself, along side #Butterman with their incredible hit of #2020 and soon to be #SummerHit2022!

#Butter #pancakes
https://t.co/s0IKRWVnZF

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

Hey @BravoTV!!! We NEED Top Chef @BelowDeck addition!!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@Kmagura This is my every day. How dare I tell him to change from his hockey clothes from the night before!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

Question of the night: what is your go-go karaoke song? Mine - "Hit me with your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

Look who is co-piloting our flight to Las Vegas this morning. @SouthwestAir

[Greg Nibler @GregNibler]

.@sebastianbach, big fan and looking forward to your show in Portland this Friday! I'm also the co-host of a long running podcast here called @funempradio. Would love to set up an interview sometime this week to promote your show!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@ErinLeahMartin Try balancing 3 separate sports teams in the fall. My 11-year-old is playing soccer and hockey and my 7-year-old is just playing soccer.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

Hey @UPS! Quit giving me the runaround and allow me to have my package available for pick-up. I'm unable to do it online and the shipper can't due to YOUR policies.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@Kmagura Question: how long is an 8-foot bed? #DumbThingsISaidAtWork

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@greggrunberg 31!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@sarahxdylan I end up pulling them out and throwing them away out of spite!

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@greggrunberg I'll pick-up the kids.

[Courtney Kipp @CourtneyKipp]

@kbwagers If Max fought dirty, she could possibly win. But she wouldn't.