Courtney James 👩🏻‍🦰🏳️‍🌈🌺

Bisexual-at-large. Salt & paprika ginger. Missing SF, 💩 and all. Childless cat mom and I vote.

[Courtney James 👩🏻‍🦰🏳️‍🌈🌺 @CourtneyLJ]

This sums up my dating life

[every bisexual @everybisexual]

foolish bisexual

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@CodeThreeNews Officers are turning cars around on 101NB and sending them back down the on-ramps. We’re free!!

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@CodeThreeNews Completely stopped. Been here for 30 min

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@GAltringham Goddamnit. I was terrified to keep reading.

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35 here

[Tokyo @otokyo]

7 for me!

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@Rainmaker1973 I’ve never stopped calling it Twitter.

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@stephyberry @Rainmaker1973 Stealing this. TYSVM

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@itsme_urstruly The Hot Zone

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@Rainmaker1973 Anything by Mel Brooks

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@madisonreedllb it would be great if your gowns were size-inclusive. I always have to ask for a cape, which is embarrassing. I was at the Tustin, CA, location and had to wait 20 min for a dry cape. Please fix this.

[Walter Ego @ItsWalterEgo]

I’m not a Christian.

But I believe Pope Francis was the most badass Pope in history.

He refused to reduce God to a magician. Fought climate collapse. And preached like he time-traveled from 2140.

Here are 9 reasons why he was lightyears ahead of his time: 🧵

[Courtney James 👩🏻‍🦰🏳️‍🌈🌺 @CourtneyLJ]

I’m so proud of my #SFGIANTS. Rain delay sucks, but they’re doing a hell of a job so far this season! #SFGIANTINLA

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@itsme_urstruly

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@ShouldHaveCat Salchipapas

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#AdolfTitler I dare you to boot me you fucking Nazi.

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@NobuHotels you need a better copy editor. I’m sure @GreyGoose would appreciate it.

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@ShouldHaveCat Poor little toezoes

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What the fuck did I just watch? #TysonPaul

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@DodgersNation He’s already thinking ahead to his free agency.

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@DodgersNation https://t.co/NzFcU76hWW

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Flaherty can’t pitch. Smith can’t catch and no one can hit. Hey #LADodgers in case you missed it, this is Game 5 of the #WorldSeries SHOW UP.