Courtney Worthington

Amazed by Christ's love for someone like me

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@sarahkparks 😈😈😈

[Rachel Regenauer @RAGEnauer]

creative people!! we need interns. preferably local. apply. share. do your thing. bye : ) https://t.co/rR7fhB46jR

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

Someone in a meeting I’m in just said “I’m not saying you’re wrong, but you haven’t convinced me” and I’m gonna steal that now

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@sarahkparks Yes!!

[Sarah Parks @sarahkparks]

Why eat pumpkin when every other flavor exists

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@JoshPittman_ @cpittman_ I see the head band CP and I loveeeeee ❤️

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

hey @united is there a reason you suck so bad? It’s my freaking honeymoon, do better.

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

Part of me wants to say a mint julep, and the other part of me wants to say a piece of fried chicken 🤷🏻‍♀️

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Tourists get a lei when they arrive in Hawaii…

If the same tradition were followed across the U.S., what would each state immediately give its visitors? 💭

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

What did I just read…

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

*reads this to ben* “what are people buying??”
“Avocado toast” -Ben

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

60% of U.S. millennials earning over $100,000 say they're living paycheck to paycheck

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@JoshPittman_ @has_ben You guys are the best, love you both!

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Don't let being "right" talk you out of being kind.

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@houzeemily Didn’t wanna post the chapstick holder?😂

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

Dude @Allegiant truly has the worst customer service known to man. I’ve called multiple times and I’m just on hold for like 30min without anyone answering, and their “live chat” is always down.

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@killlaP I got my second yesterday and told my boss I had to work from home today🙃 I felt hungover hahaha

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

I said whoever took The Office off netflix

yo mom's a ho

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

Doesn’t harm me in any way...but I lost the mouse to my laptop at work and man, this is v annoying...

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@cpittman_ @JoshPittman_ I SEE YOU PITTMANS 😎

[Courtney Worthington @CourtneyLayne7]

@JoshPittman_ Amazing 😂