Courtney Herring

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Today, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v Wade. "It's about saving babies" they tell us.

Four weeks ago, 19 children were murdered in Texas. They were babies too. Republicans refused to pass any gun control whatsoever.

It's never been about babies.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Kamala should win for all of the reasons we've been talking about but also because I want to see Doug decorate the White House for Christmas

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

You don't realize how weird your family's childhood quirks/habits are until you're trying to explain them to your significant other

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

@NicolieOlies You can absolutely do it!!

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Cambria is the superior font and I will never change my mind on that

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Put on DuckTales to entertain my 3 month old and got a David Tennant auditory jump scare

[ben dpdl 🪵🚆 @chasingbodies]

🚨 Tom Wambgans and Shiv Roy have separated after 3 years of marriage, Page Six reports.

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

8 months pregnant. Clothes that were once comfy and oversized are now just... sized

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

I am in my third trimester of pregnancy and there are things I'm JUST NOW finding out that I shouldn't be eating/drinking/taking. This poor child of mine

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

My unborn child is the worst kind of squatter because not only is she living here for free and eating my food, but she's also gonna trash the place on her way out

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Walked around Hobby Lobby trying to hide my baby bump so people didn't judge me for being a teen mom then I remembered that I'm 26 and married

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Searching for something to watch on HBO and accidentally stumbling upon the new episode of The Last of Us is such a nice little surprise

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

My dad wasn't even one of those "why did they change math" kind of dads. He was worse. He once sent me to 4th grade with his old college calculus textbook to show my teacher why she was wrong.

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

@NicolieOlies That's a yes on both counts

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Are all engineers hoarders of "perfectly good electronics" or is that specific to my husband??

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

One time in middle school they banned a book so I did exactly this and it turns out the book sounded like a 15-year old writing smutty fanfic for the first time. 10/10 would also ban

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Stevie is my favorite baby name that no one else likes so I'll name her something that is approved by the masses and call her Stevie anyway. I don't give a fuck, I made this child from SCRATCH

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

I'm finally pregnant enough to pretend that the belly pouch I've always had is actually just my baby bump

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

@xosav_ Thank you 🥰🥰

[Courtney Herring @CourtneyMarie_4]

Got a loooooooooot of ads for Plan B today and at 15 weeks pregnant I think it's a little too late but thanks for trying