Courtney🍉

I am at an extravagant flea market with Mark Ruffalo. All we want are some wooden milk crates to line our office-slash-maybe-nursery.🤍💛❤️🖤 She/Her

[Courtney🍉 @CourtneyMenig]

Ok Jesse, yall gagged me this time
#TheBachelor

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

often think of this one lol

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

Republicans spent the last few years claiming trans people were “grooming children” only for Trump to appoint somebody who has literally plead guilty to sex trafficking a teenage girl as the next Attorney General

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

the moment I saw Guy in breakup blue I knew he was cooked

#TheGoldenBachelorette

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

need them to start taking this process as seriously as the conclave of cardinals choosing a new pope or not do it at all

[Courtney🍉 @CourtneyMenig]

You heard of elf on a shelf, well get ready for Chock with a lock

#TheGoldenBachelorette

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

me all of November so far: https://t.co/9nnfn0zQPd

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

“China will pay for the tariffs” is the new “Mexico will pay for the wall.”

[jeff @_taxiicab]

x dot com

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Conservatives actively say things like “healthcare is a privilege” in order to remove it. Privilege is something you DON’T DESERVE. Necessities are your human right.

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Kamala literally said i will give yall a $6000 tax credit for the first year of your child’s life & $25,000 the first time you buy a home.

And people said Trump, who wants to lower taxes for the wealthiest earners, is going to make them rich again. You can’t make this up.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

People don’t understand that in six months, when eggs are still $6, people are just gonna say “under Biden, there were $13 and also the shelves were bare and no one had food” and everyone just gonna believe it,

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

"look for the helpers" is advice for children you fuckin babies. you're going to have to sack up and become the helper

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cardi B via Instagram.