Courtney

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 🤣

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Fair reaction to the Jayson Tatum injury?

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

More like Popetillos, amirite?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The ‘im’ means “not” so ‘impossible’ means “not possible.”

But we’ll let it slide because we know you took your life from negative to positive.

[Solyrical @TonyMatrimony]

I would have made her eat a giant chocolate cake in front of the entire school

[Chicago Bears @BearsOutreach]

Congratulations to Stagg, Stevenson and Willowbrook for qualifying for the @ChicagoBears Girls High School Flag Football State Championship this weekend at Halas Hall.

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

@_erisa___ I needed this #TY

[Michael Marchese @MMarchese24]

Thank you @IlliniFootball

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[Clark Griswald @_ChefDon_]

I just looked up Serena’s career record and she’s 858-154 lmao. That’s so got damn insane.

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

@_erisa___ I cant pick I love thoup

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

@_erisa___ Wait fr tho

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

The pizza must have been huge

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

@_erisa___ I needed to let my fans know I’m a Twitter vet

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Courtney @CourtneyPatten3]

@_erisa___ If you tweet this every Friday I’m sure it’ll go viral at LEAST once.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Loulou and Coco. They just became new parents. It's a lot to handle so far. 13/10 for all