Courtney Simon

FasHUN Designer /Wannabe Beyonce

[Courtney Simon @CourtneySimon2]

My biggggggest ick is people who wait for gates to close from person in front before tapping out of tube.

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Why is the Eurostar also minus 4678 degrees.

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@NimaxTheatres hi I bought tickets for my sons a queer tomorrow. I got the confirmation email but never the ticket email and it is tomorrow. Can you help?

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@A_Revell I know! God help me when I move out

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Why do we act like it’s normal for a picante to cost £16 in London

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@A_Revell I need to be kept far away from dean street for rest of my life

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I swear if anyone got hold of our convos we’d be sent to nut house

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The frustration and anger in my body trying to walk from Oxford street to TCR Is unmatched.

[Courtney Simon @CourtneySimon2]

@Alicia_Rosie @MatttGFX Fuck off. My disco mirror is spot. On.

[ed @erar97]

Me before and after Charles declared a bank holiday

[Courtney Simon @CourtneySimon2]

Got a new unhealthy obsession with Lego masters 🤓

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Tell me… what is it about peppermint tea that makes you pee 20397 x more than normal drinks?

[Courtney Simon @CourtneySimon2]

Only just realised thanks to Woodstock it’s Pay Per View for PaperView …

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The viccy line is like stepping into an actual furnace. What do they put down here

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@A_Revell howling

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

megan thee stallion pushing thee barry from eastenders off a cliff

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How do people who walk slow EVER get anywhere

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Some proper odd folk in London.

[Courtney Simon @CourtneySimon2]

Men are trash right, but the fact they have to wear suits to work on the sweaty London tubes is an absolute liberty for the poor hens!

[Chris Hughes @chrishughes_22]

Guna have to rap tonight ffs #LoveIsland