Courtney 🍷

Mum of 1. Windhom to be! RIP Papa 10/31/43 - 10/5/16 🇺🇸

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Did I mention we have the IPhone X in stock in both silver and space grey?! 📲

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Come by and see me at Sprint! We have 5 lines for $100. Discounted prices on Samsung and Motorola devices as well as free phones!

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

@pcaitu My biggest peeve..

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

I sold 14 phones today. Worked 10 1/2 hours andddd babe treated me to peking. I’m so motherfucking fortunate. ☺️

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

I started back at Sprint today and our wedding invitations came in the mail! ☺️ I’m a happy girl!

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

I didn’t choose expedited shipping on my order. Now, I sulk and try to remember patience is a virtue. 🙃

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

92 more days ☺️

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Sour patch kids 🤤

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Busy hands are happy hands! 💕

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

At least I’m fading into my fall color along with the leaves 🙃

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Got mad love for phenergan today.

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

The misery, the nausea 😣 *sigh*

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Scarlett is like my own personal little heater . She’s always so toasty ☺️

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Sports fans should never condone players that do not stand proud for their National Anthem or their Country. NFL should change policy!

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

I have so much hatred in my heart right now. What disrespectful fucking cock sucker doesn’t stand for our national anthem?!

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Scarlett is fast asleep. So mommy is going to nerd on. Brand New &a World Of Warcraft for my wild Friday night 😈

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Can't wear makeup because my face is being absurd. Can't wear sweaters because the weather is a bitch. I just want cold weather.

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

@4inChik I go braless all the time and I'm far from "skinny" haha . Free the nips! 😂

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Can't wait to be a linemans wife. Go on that storm damage. I'll keep the house up & you can reward me with mani/pedi/massages.😉😂 #impatient

[Courtney 🍷 @CourtneyWindhom]

Really need a workout buddy. I've gained 43 pounds since Mitchal and I got together 🙄#toocomfy #lovemademefat