Courtney

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[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@AjFromUpt You have truly lived.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@Genius The only way we can accept Pharrell anymore but yes gawddddddd

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@Variety Eminem’s #1 verse of all time no question

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Hydrocodone on the hands free phoneeeee

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Ashley from #RHORI has 2 boyfriends and opens beer bottles with her teeth. If you aren’t watching, you’re not living right.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Also forget about the Amanda/West drama...Can we acknowledge about how batshit insane Ben's new chick Sabrina is??? #SummerHouse

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

The Aubrey Plaza and Amanda Batula backlash is coming from the same fucked up place....Can we not celebrate women moving on and being happy? Never underestimate how much the world hates women.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@geoffroth Getting old and missing you of course!

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

They’re making another Harry Potter thing? In this economy? In this day and age? In this world? On this earth?

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

I hope and pray that West and Amanda ARE boning. AND I’m a girl’s girl. AMA. #SummerHouse

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@PopCrave Did she just remember who she’s married to orrrrrrrrrrrr wut

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Reflecting on my life, one of the best things I ever did or will do was kick Peter Thomas (RHOA) out of my VIP table at the club.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

I just discovered Juvenile and Manny Fresh's show on YouTube. Hold my calls...forever. https://t.co/wlidFuTgsI

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@desusnice ok but why is the intro track to best of both worlds the most satisfying banger of all time?? i wish it wasn't so but i can't tell a lie. god damn it.

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

the worst phrase we've made universal is "have a good rest of your night"

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Once again I ask, God

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Why is Takeoff no longer with us on earth when Diddy walks free

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

Looking back, Drake was really only good for singing hooks like “I don’t usually do this unless I’m drunk or I’m high but I’m both right now and I need you in my life” but I miss his soft lil ass for that

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

@ecareyo heartbroken.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

As someone who used to work in the mental health field, the downfall of Peter Attia is extra satisfying. Longevity bros are largely heinous creeps.

[Courtney @CourtneyisHot]

My former boss used to ask ChatGPT if her jokes were funny or not.