Courtney Ware

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[Suburban Depressionist @KHarv76]

We feel you Joe, we feel you. #DebateTonight

[Em @EmPewinski]

Every time I go get my oil changed and the man says “can you go ahead and turn on your high beams?” I ALWAYS freeze and accidentally turn on my windshield wipers as if I’ve never driven my car before. EVERY. TIME.

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

SUCK IT DUKE 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[claire @clairemyers__]

me trying to fight the urge of having a mental breakdown every two minutes

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago

ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, @BarackObama. You busy? We could use some help.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Uber tells u a Toyota Venza is picking you up like you know what tf that looks like

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

My mom asked me yesterday have I heard of Plant Moran. She was referring to Post Malone.

[Em @EmPewinski]

I have a 1.2 on Rate My Professor https://t.co/7faDHb1saa

[jess @bebe_jessus]

Approx 2 hours ago I started putting in effort and applying myself. I have seen no immediate benefit. The lack of positive reinforcement has caused me to lose interest. It's not my fault

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

I served 6 Presidents, 3 Rs & 3Ds. I directly supported Clinton, Bush 43, and Obama. While I didn't agree with all their policy choices, I admired and respected all of them, as they put country above their personal interests. Not so with you, as your self adoration is disgraceful https://t.co/A1brb0HW3V

[Monique @moniquegifford]

me trying to turn my grades around in this final month of the semester

[Oli Herrera @oliherreraTV]

The most Midwest sentence you could think of:

“Ope, just gonna SNEAK right past ya and grab the ranch.”

[SC: YoungSteezo [😈]. @TheHomieSteezo]

Everybody complaining about Snapchat:

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