Courtney Webber

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@Jaclynhill A skin tint or tinted moisturizer that doesn’t fade or turn to grease after an hour! 😩 or a mascara targeted to hold a curl, that isn’t waterproof!

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@machinegunkelly @twizkhalifa2112 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@JustJem24 @MTV @DevynSimone I would watch the shit outta this

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@heeyvesoul @twizkhalifa2112

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

it's okay to be outrageous and weird -- the greatest people always are.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

I haven't had sushi in like 3 months 😫 I think I'm due.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

I feel like everyone who says they like quinoa is a liar. No matter how you cook it, it tastes like sand. No thanks.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

Why must I procrastinate so much?

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

It should be totally okay to punch someone in the throat if they disturb your nap.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

McDonald's coffee is life

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

Why yes, I did just drop my phone on my face while playing trivia crack in bed.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

My anxiety level with #BattleOfTheExes is through the roof right now #TeamBanany

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

Weird friends are the best friends

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

Ways to verify you're an old lady: you get up at 7 on Saturdays for no reason.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

Stiles is my Batman

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

I feel like nap time should be allowed at work.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@glazier_melissa my thoughts exactly.

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@glazier_melissa 😂😂😂

[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

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[Courtney Webber @CourtneyxSarah]

@ChelseaNJardine i will rip your face off.