Courtney Castillo

mama x2 , wife, NWI

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Not sure who gets more excited to see my boobs, my husband or my EBF baby

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

@DavidJHarrisJr Someone has to know who this idiot is!

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

I’ve had a completely different postpartum experience this time vs when I had Char. It’s crazy how much I’m able to be present and enjoy all the little stages and not be struggling with PP depression and anxiety.

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Why is chocolate milk so good when you’re pregnant. I’m not a chocolate milk drinker but rn it’s like crack

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

In almost one week, the Biden-Harris administration approved:

- $8.7 billion in military aid for Israel
- $8 billion in military aid for Ukraine
- $567 million in military support for Taiwan

- $750 one time emergency assistance payment for American victims of Hurricane Helene

Let that sink in!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Robert F. Kennedy Jr just exposed Democrats for poisoning children’s food 👏 🔥

THIS IS MASSIVE

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

I miss the early 2000s and the vibes during that time. I just saw a video on how target is so sterile looking compared to how it used to look in the 2000s. I miss the feeling!!! 😭

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Why does all regular heavy cream have carrageenan in it?!
Stop it!!

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Spotify you raggedy bitch raising your prices 3$ a month!?

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

I love when people post on PUBLIC Facebook groups about their life problems like how their kids got taken away, but when I ask why they got taken away I’m the bad guy, don’t post if you don’t want ppl to ask questions. I’m sorry I asked the question everyone wants to know.

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Spotify and their smart shuffle, More like idiot shuffle, the same 10 sounds mixed around.

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Why are we not allowed to keep our breastfeeding boobs after we breastfeed? I feel like it’s only fair

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Jacob and I were talking last night about how some couples split up after having a baby. I was saying how he’s my bestfriend and how much I love him and that it’s just so crazy to me that people split, and he goes well that’s because they weren’t with the right person
🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

A teammate of Lia Thomas appeared in What Is A Woman anonymously. A few days ago she came to us and said she is ready to come out publicly and tell her story. I had a longer conversation with Paula where she revealed a number of details that weren't covered in the film. Watch:

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

@Wendys count your days. Why even put that teeny piece of lettuce😂🙄

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

@alexmirov95 My fave, leaves a matte finish😍

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

I’m sure there are people that are annoyed with how much parents post about their kids but when you have your own, you’ll understand why we celebrate every new word and every new milestone. Being a parent is the worlds best job. ❤️

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

Charlotte in the bath:
one,two, four, nine, babababababababa white purple bye bye wow oh wow.

[Courtney Castillo @Courtneyyrea]

In case anyone forgot to take their birth control!
Charlotte came running into the kitchen as I was making her lunch with poop on her fingers bc she went poop and stuck her hand down the back of her diaper for some reason and then realized she had poop on her hand and freaked out