Courtry

[Courtry @Courtry]

http://t.co/hLcS5ci0 No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font.

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http://t.co/Mln61XxO After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume.

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http://t.co/7EE1a7OA "Out with the dead, in with the old." - Nursing homes

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How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden? http://t.co/tysLf59j

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http://t.co/tysLf59j When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?

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Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest. http://t.co/Rahwx1Qm

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http://t.co/3RTWSKK7 Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different def

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