Courtney

I supply tweets that should bang but don't bang

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

When you call it COVID-19 instead of coronavirus

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@JohnoBryce @FaceValueCFC Still need?

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Sunderland and spurs still available @FaceValueCFC

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

1 Sunderland away and 1 spurs spare selling together @FaceValueCFC

Must have forwarding membership for spurs

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

1 Sunderland away and 1 spurs spare selling together @FaceValueCFC

Must have forwarding membership for spurs

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Singles for Port Vale and Man City MHL selling together FV

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

@RadissonHotels @aravind Any chance you can reply to the 6 DMs I’ve sent over the past 7 days?

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Leeds MHL block 10 FV @FaceValueCFC

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Spare MHL for today FV @FaceValueCFC

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Spare for Cardiff FV meet at ground @FaceValueCFC

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

‘Overtime’

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

Petr Cech spent 8 hours studying Bayern Munich's penalty shooters, leading up to the 2012 Champions League final won by Chelsea.

He stopped a Robben penalty in overtime and in the penalty shootout, he guessed correctly where the Bayern players would hit their penaltie, saving the final two. 🧤🇨🇿

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

@Jono10602091 @cfcspare @CFCspares @FaceValueCFC @CFCTickets4Sale @CFC_FV_Tickets @Chelsea_spares Still going?

[Matt @Mattwoodruff_]

Elon looking like he’s about to go manage Dorking Wanders on a Tuesday night

[Jordan Brader @jordan_brader]

@lfcJ7_

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Don’t think ABH is gonna solve anything

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Breaking: Chelsea are considering attacking players in the January window. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

The world's largest firework launched over Nagasaki, Japan.

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Last min Chelsea agent WV spare £25 meet at ground

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

@beccads_ I’m gone 20 mins…

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Dive merchants

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

@SmithTeyte @Chelseasparetix @Chelsea_spares @CFCSparesFV @CFCTickets4Sale @FaceValueCFC @CFC_FV_Tickets @SparesCFC I can take

[Courtney @CourtsMayy]

Full pint aswell 😂

[Sam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sam_LUFC__]

For an equalising penalty… these lot have never been to a game in their life

[RocketPoweredMohawk @RocketPMohawk]

Lewis right now having signed for Ferrari