Corey Smith

Novice author and podcaster. Opinions are not my own.

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

YOUR TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS… AGAIN 🤘🏆

#HookEm

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@benfowlkesMMA Landman is the greatest show on TV if you’ve never watched TV before.

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

FINAL TRAILER. The throne knows no mercy.

#HouseoftheDragon Season 3 premieres June 21 on @HBOMax

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

House Targaryen has landed in Austin, Texas to give @ATXFestival an exclusive first look at #HOTD Season 3. #ATXTVS15

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@elonmusk pOS

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can't stop thinking about Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive worth $828 billion, spending $290 million to elect Trump, becoming $563 billion richer since Trump was elected and ending humanitarian aid that will lead to the deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest kids on the planet.

[Jake @JakeWally]

Guy at Dunkin hit me with one of these when I asked if I could grab a straw

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Roger Ebert on ‘The Mummy’

“There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the
bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an "Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we
should treasure it.”

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@benfowlkesMMA I got a question… is it Pet’s Mart? Or is Pet Smart? Are you saying that pets are smart? Or are you saying that you’re a mart for pets? I need answers.

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@DunlapSports

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@JamesHibberd @alamodrafthouse Garbage. I pay extra to know there are no phones.

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@murphy_tjm8286 @raywylie @Conroetable Absolutely!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To recap:

Tesla is paying $0 in taxes *again* for 2025 despite $5.7B in profits thanks to tax breaks and writing off previous business losses.

Also in 2025, Elon Musk’s wealth increased by $194B, largely from Tesla stock and his $139B pay package.

And he wants you to believe that undocumented immigrants are the ones scamming the system.

[City of Austin @austintexasgov]

Thank you @HEB for the neighborly donation of much-needed food for the City’s Cold Weathers Shelters and Austin-Travis County Emergency Operations Center!

[Buda Police Department @Buda_Police]

2/3
❄️Slow speeds, increase following distance.
❄️Cut turning speeds in half.

As of 10:30am on 1/25 there are no road closures and we are not aware of any power outages.

Please like and tag your friend, family member, or stubborn husband who says "hold my tea, watch this."

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

@benfowlkesMMA It’s a 100 hundred percent guilty conscience exercise. Trump’s not guilty if no one is guilty.

[Corey Smith @CourtsideCorey]

Cool cool cool… wtf

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

DHS deleted this one because:

-The family was driving home and got blocked.

-ICE deployed flashbangs and tear gas INSIDE the car.

-The 6-month old child stopped breathing and had to be rushed to hospital.

DHS did NO investigation & rushed to lie to defend the officers.

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Trying to scan the QR code on the ICE agent choking me but first I have to watch a 10 second FanDuel ad