Courtney Bauer-Ford

So this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

Note to self, never fly @Delta! I’m okay w/my flight being delayed 6 hours & missing my connecting flight & having to wait for an additional 7 hours, but what I’m not okay w/is the blatant lack of care for their customers. Not a single person at a gate can help just told to call.

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

@GrantIshaug I don’t think this is what people have in mind when they say “follow your dreams” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

"Do you ever wonder how they do it?"
"How what do it?"
"Your feet, like we're so big and they're so little."
Conversations you have after an overnight shift. 😂

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

@dominos WHAT IS THIS?! I don't remember ordering one slice of bread with my pizza. How?! I spent the last $10 in my bank account for this... #notoppings #disappointment

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

Less than an hour before my birthday! *slowly turns up 22 by Taylor Swift while it still applies* 👵🏻

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

We toasted at dinner (to me - cause it's almost my bday) and @AIsFor_Awkward says, "To 23 more years!" Apparently I'm only making it to 46.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

When it comes to love, kindness, acceptance and progress, I believe there is only one side.

[Clay Schwartzwalter 🌻🇺🇦 @ClaytheSchwartz]

If only 65+ million people said this is what would happen. Multiple times. For 18 months. https://t.co/CeUzQXNwEj

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There is only one side. #charlottesville

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."

[Clay Schwartzwalter 🌻🇺🇦 @ClaytheSchwartz]

"Hate on many sides" -@realDonaldTrump

One side drove a car into the other. Stop equivocating. #Charlottesville

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

Like mom, I don't live in that sketchy of a neighborhood calm down. It's gonna be ok. People in their 70s live her. 😂

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

I dropped my phone while my mom was sleeping...
Me: "Sorry! I dropped my phone!"
Her: "Oh my god! I thought it wa a gun shot!"

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

We're spreading hate instead of love in our country today.

[scott . @scottcookie_]

chocolate milk might be better than sex

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

"Darth Maul is a hottie and I'd suck his dick and that's saying something." - MGM Grand #shitsgettingreal #drunkasfuck

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

*watching a movie* "She's a bad guy, but you don't know it till later, except I just told you..." - MGM Grand #ihavenoideawhatsgoingon

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

"But I remembered that you guys don't have a bedtime so we're good to go!" - MGM Grand #wereadults #norules

[Courtney Bauer-Ford @Courtz_Bauer4d]

"I thought the concert was so good that I ascended, but I was just secondhand high..." -MGM Grand #idontevenknow #shitsgettingreal