George Couston

The opposite of a life coach

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Actually bought a Brita filter and an ice cube tray and it feels like I unlocked a subscription to Water+

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@awfulannouncing How funny! Surely the Packers scored a touchdown and put the game away after this, right?

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@HaterReport_ If that was Mahomes he would have been ejected and charged for attempted murder

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@VerizonSupport We are coming up on 72 hours of global downtime for international roaming. At what point do we start wondering about Verizon as a carrier, let alone refunds for monthly international plans? This should have been communicated days ago. Fix it. #outage

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@BarstoolILL Take this down rn you’re gonna curse us against Iowa st

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We all have a collective agreement to add 2-3 extra cloves of garlic to every recipe that has it, right?

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@BookitWithTrent 13-3 Steelers

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@BookitWithTrent 25 - 6 jags

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@BookitWithTrent Donation

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@BookitWithTrent 27 - 10 cowboys

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@southsideluk 👋

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@southsideluk Pop me in pls

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@BearsNationCHI Come on down Marvin Harrison Jr you are a Chicago Bear!

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@emswym @ChicagoBears You are crazy if you aren’t riding Kirk rn

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@Come0nLeicester KDH?

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Announcement: I am officially switching my Twitter to a bad fishing pun novelty account. Thank you for understanding.

I would write a tweet today but I’m feeling crappie and my arm is in a cast

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@FoxesofLCFC Huge result

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People talkin about which direction they face in the shower? Dawg, I be in there like a Costco rotisserie chicken

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@reallytanman Oh my God, you’re actually serious…

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5 la croixs on the day today, body is feeling like TV static

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@CraigWeekend WOAH